DevOps Enterprise Summit71
The anti-patterns you hear about high performance that make you shake your head are...?
Duena Blomstrom
"We just need to change the process"
Jeffrey Fredrick
"we need to get 10x developers"
Duena Blomstrom
"We just need to do SCRUM "properly" again"
Liam Gulliver
"We just need to ship X times a day"
Matt K. Parker
Anti-pattern: "Maximize velocity." Related: "Compare velocity from team to team". (The right pattern in this context: "Minimize volatility").
Jeffrey Fredrick
"we just had the wrong person in the role"
Duena Blomstrom
"We don't have time/money for the people thing"
Ben Grinnell
ERP
Jeffrey Fredrick
"we should adopt the Spotify model"
Duena Blomstrom
"This would be better if we just changed cloud provider"
Liam Gulliver
"We need 'full stack' developers so they can take responsibility of every part of the cycle"
Ross Clanton
"no ops"
Duena Blomstrom
"Management likes this Agile thing, it's the developers that won't play ball"
Dave Mangot
we do daily standups (aka status reports) so "We're Agile!"
Duena Blomstrom
"DevOps may be nice but doesn't work for OUR stuff"
Liam Gulliver
"Let's just do DevOps"
Duena Blomstrom
"We DO make our people feel heard, we do yearly employee surveys!"
Ben Grinnell
Its too risky
Duena Blomstrom
You're gonna love this one @RealGeneKim #OverheardInEuropeanBank "Now I gotta read about Unicorns?!?"
Dave Mangot
We'll add on monitoring later