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The anti-patterns you hear about high performance that make you shake your head are...?
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Duena Blomstrom
"We just need to change the process"
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Jeffrey Fredrick
"we need to get 10x developers"
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Duena Blomstrom
"We just need to do SCRUM "properly" again"
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Liam Gulliver
"We just need to ship X times a day"
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Matt K. Parker
Anti-pattern: "Maximize velocity." Related: "Compare velocity from team to team". (The right pattern in this context: "Minimize volatility").
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Jeffrey Fredrick
"we just had the wrong person in the role"
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Duena Blomstrom
"We don't have time/money for the people thing"
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Ben Grinnell
ERP
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Jeffrey Fredrick
"we should adopt the Spotify model"
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Duena Blomstrom
"This would be better if we just changed cloud provider"
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Liam Gulliver
"We need 'full stack' developers so they can take responsibility of every part of the cycle"
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Ross Clanton
"no ops"
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Duena Blomstrom
"Management likes this Agile thing, it's the developers that won't play ball"
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Dave Mangot
we do daily standups (aka status reports) so "We're Agile!"
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Duena Blomstrom
"DevOps may be nice but doesn't work for OUR stuff"
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Liam Gulliver
"Let's just do DevOps"
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Duena Blomstrom
"We DO make our people feel heard, we do yearly employee surveys!"
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Ben Grinnell
Its too risky
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Duena Blomstrom
You're gonna love this one @RealGeneKim #OverheardInEuropeanBank "Now I gotta read about Unicorns?!?"
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Dave Mangot
We'll add on monitoring later